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It's Time to Plant Some Jokes

Plants can be serious business, but they're also great for bringing in a laugh. We're always in the mood for a plant joke or pun, so leaf them down in the comments below. 

Why was the cactus so smug?

It was an arrogant prick. 

Why do plants go to therapy?

To get to the root of their problems. They don't usually stay for a long thyme. 

What did one hungry plant say to the other plant?

I could use a light snack.

I want to tell you about a girl that only eats plants ...

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

You can't raise plants ...

If you haven't botany 


Drop a joke in the comments below. If you make us laugh, we may just send a little something you way. 

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